Post by Doomguy 2000 on Dec 26, 2016 19:42:21 GMT
I was going to do this review yesterday but, I just got lazy and busy doing other things. Regardless I present to you my review on something I knew was going to bad, but interesting and entertaining at the sametime. Doesn't mean that this wad is good and here in my review I explain why.
So the story of this wad is that you're the angriest girl and who's having a very bad Christmas and decides to heist Santa to get your real present which is revealed the end of the wad. The wad uses slightly different difficulties with new names and when I played it, I choose "Give me a break!!". The wad starts off at your house and picks up on the second level when you encounter a muderous Fluttershy with a chainsaw that can't be killed but must be avoided by actually going into her shed. Then on the third level which is actually map04 instead of map03 you go up against feminazis as the author calls it with crappy cutscenes you can't skip. There's a motorcycle chase on the next level with Chloe giving you directions on where to go and at the end you're supposed to kill the bossbrain by jumping to the lowest crate stack to fire at the bossbrain because for some reason, shooting rockets towards the reactor(I don't know what the guy calls it anyways). On the fifth level the game lags due to the snow effects to point of me cheating to beat the level by using the freeze and fly console commands because I wasn't able to time my jumps properly. This also where you encounter the muderous Fluttershy once again on a motorcycle upon entering the Vagina tunnel. The last level which is on map03 instead of map06 like it should be is where you fight against the evil Santa Clause to kill him and I guess you saved Christmas. The real present she gets is a Jung Hae-Lin action figure which is known as the main protagonist of Demonsteele.
Overall, this wad was garbage with shitty artwork that you typically see on Deviantart, a overpowered chick as the main protagonist, MLP garbage thrown in there, grammar mistakes that other people found out, and of course, shitty memes that aren't very funny to begin with. There's the Action Doom BFG9000 in there when you never find in any of the levels to useless characters that don't fit in this wad to the texture that's also never used. The new actor names for the possessed replacements are DickZombie, Shotgunnerasshole, and tehfuckingchaingunner. It's not the worst wad I've ever played, but still garbage at the end of the day.
I give this wad, 1/5 mainly because it was slightly entertaining.
So the story of this wad is that you're the angriest girl and who's having a very bad Christmas and decides to heist Santa to get your real present which is revealed the end of the wad. The wad uses slightly different difficulties with new names and when I played it, I choose "Give me a break!!". The wad starts off at your house and picks up on the second level when you encounter a muderous Fluttershy with a chainsaw that can't be killed but must be avoided by actually going into her shed. Then on the third level which is actually map04 instead of map03 you go up against feminazis as the author calls it with crappy cutscenes you can't skip. There's a motorcycle chase on the next level with Chloe giving you directions on where to go and at the end you're supposed to kill the bossbrain by jumping to the lowest crate stack to fire at the bossbrain because for some reason, shooting rockets towards the reactor(I don't know what the guy calls it anyways). On the fifth level the game lags due to the snow effects to point of me cheating to beat the level by using the freeze and fly console commands because I wasn't able to time my jumps properly. This also where you encounter the muderous Fluttershy once again on a motorcycle upon entering the Vagina tunnel. The last level which is on map03 instead of map06 like it should be is where you fight against the evil Santa Clause to kill him and I guess you saved Christmas. The real present she gets is a Jung Hae-Lin action figure which is known as the main protagonist of Demonsteele.
Overall, this wad was garbage with shitty artwork that you typically see on Deviantart, a overpowered chick as the main protagonist, MLP garbage thrown in there, grammar mistakes that other people found out, and of course, shitty memes that aren't very funny to begin with. There's the Action Doom BFG9000 in there when you never find in any of the levels to useless characters that don't fit in this wad to the texture that's also never used. The new actor names for the possessed replacements are DickZombie, Shotgunnerasshole, and tehfuckingchaingunner. It's not the worst wad I've ever played, but still garbage at the end of the day.
I give this wad, 1/5 mainly because it was slightly entertaining.